The Resume

(May 28, 1983- )
Born in Orange, New Jersey
Birth name is Jason Jamaal Alford
Attended Penn State
Drafted 3rd overall by the New York Giants in the 2007 NFL Draft
Defensive tackle for the New York Giants (2007-2009), Oakland Raiders (2010), Seattle Seahawks (2011 offseason), Virginia Destroyers (UFL) (2011) and the Saskatchewan Roughriders (2012-2013)

Why he might be annoying:

He was unheard of before his only Super Bowl appearance.
Injuries on his MCL and ACL caused him to miss out playing in the 2009 season.
He signed with the Seahawks and never played a regular season game for them.
He played in his final NFL playoff appearance as the Giants lost to the Philadelphia Eagles, 23-11 in the 2008 NFC Divisional Round.
The Raiders let him go after appearing in four games.

Why he might not be annoying:

He won All-State honors, U.S. Army All-American honors and was one of the nation's Top 50 defensive players by the G&W Report while in high school.
He holds a bachelor's degree in Integrative Arts.
He took over as the Giants' long snapper after Ryan Kuehl had season-ending Achilles' tendon injury.
In the last minute of Super Bowl XLII, he sacked Tom Brady to help the Giants secure their third Super Bowl title in his first year with the team.
His Super Bowl moment made him earned his hometown's Key to the City (February 29, 2008).
He was a member of UFL Championship winning Virginia Destroyer team in his only season with them.

Credit: Neo NX2004

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Football Players
• I Attended Penn State
• I Played in the Canadian Football League
• Las Vegas/Oakland Raiders
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at Me, I'm with Tom Brady
• Neo NX2004's Profiles [Series 10]
• New York Giants
• Profiles 48762-48838 (Ranked: 48807)
• Seattle Seahawks

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying