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Elvis Crespo

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The Resume

    (July 30, 1971- )
    Born in New York City, New York
    Raised in Guaynabo, Puerto Rico
    Member of Grupomania (1994–1998)
    CDs include ‘Suavemente (1998),’ ‘Pintame (1999),’ ‘Wow Flash (2000),’ ‘Urbano (2002)’ and ‘Regreso el Jefe (2007)’
    Singles include ‘Tu Sonrisa,’ ‘Suavemente’ and ‘La foto se me borro’

Why he might be annoying:

    Guess where he got his name?
    He originally planned to be a baseball player, later with designs on joining Menudo.
    His decision to leave Grupomania, whom he thought worked 24/7, did not go over well with its other members.
    Because he was so immersed in the Puerto Rican communities after his parents divorced, he forgot much of his English!
    While on a Houston-to-Miami flight, he masturbated to the point where his privates were exposed to a passenger next to him (must have been damn wild).

Why he might not be annoying:

    Following their divorce, he lived with his mother in Puerto Rico and visited his father in NYC most summers.
    ‘Suavemente’ enjoyed a six-week run atop the Hot Latin Top 40, eventually going gold (500,000) and reaching English-speaking playlists without even trying.
    It also didn’t hurt that his son overheard the song from the bathroom and promptly repeated it.
    Between bands, he studied business administration at the Metropolitan University of Puerto Rico.
    ‘Regreso el Jefe’ was dedicated to the memory of his niece, killed in a car accident in the spring of 2007.
    He went on a reunion tour with Grupomania (2008).

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 62.07% Annoying