The Resume

(April 23, 1979- )
Cover girl for major fashion magazines, including Elle and Cosmopolitan
Appearing in the movie 'Pearl Harbor'
Named after Jaime Sommers on 'The Bionic Woman'
Dated Kid Rock

Why she might be annoying:

For most of her modelling career she used the name James King.
She was a heroin addict, until her photographer boyfriend died from an overdose in 1997.
She smokes.
She might have a fairy tattoo on her back, 'King' tattoo on her neck, a tattoo on her abdomen, a spade tattoo on her right wrist and a diamond tattoo on her left wrist.
She has her tongue pierced (and probably her nipples pierced).

Why she might not be annoying:

She is a health nut that won't burden people with her beliefs.
She ranked #16 (1999) in Maxim's 50 Sexiest Women.
She ranked #83 (2000), #11 (2001), #20 (2002) and #14 (2003) in Stuff's Sexiest Women.
She ranked #30 (2002) in Loaded's Hot 100 Babes.
She was ranked #19 in FHM's Sexiest Women of 2004.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 25 Hottest Stars Under 25 [2001]
• Bebe Models
• Bruce's List of Hottest Women [2008] (Ranked: 38)
• Celebrity Ghost Stories
• Celebrity Skin's 100 Sexiest Stars of All Time
• Cesare Paciotti Models
• Charlie's Angels' Hair
• Cheaper by the Dozen [Films]
• Chess Names
• Eugene Levy Portrayed My Dad
• FHM's 50 Most Eligible Women [February 2004] (Ranked: 19)
• Hillary Clinton's 'Our Fight Song' Video [2016]
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• I Abused Heroin
• I am from Omaha, Nebraska
• I Danced In Daniel Spink's 'The Carlton Dance' Video
• I Portrayed a Hooker
• I Portrayed My Own Doppelganger
• I Posed as Marilyn Monroe
• I Separated from My Spouse [2020]
• I Took the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
• Loaded Hot 100 Babes 2002 [April 2002] (Ranked: 30)
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2000] (Ranked: 70)
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2001] (Ranked: 19)
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 28)
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2007] (Ranked: 36)
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2008] (Ranked: 23)
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2009] (Ranked: 79)
• Maxim's 50 Sexiest Women [1999] (Ranked: 16)
• Maxim's Cover Girls (Ranked: 124)
• Mr. Skin's Best Bonus T&A on DVD [2005] (Ranked: 3)
• MTV's Cribs
• Nuts Magazine's Top 100 Topless Movie Babes [February 15-21, 2008] (Ranked: 57)
• People Magazine's World's Most Beautiful People [2014]
• Piercings [A-K]
• Profiles 251-500 (Ranked: 340)
• Revlon Models
• Sin City [2005]
• Snaggle Tooth
• Stuff's 100 Sexiest Women [2000] (Ranked: 83)
• Stuff's 100 Sexiest Women [2007] (Ranked: 90)
• Stuff's 101 Sexiest Women [2001] (Ranked: 11)
• Stuff's 102 Sexiest Women [2002] (Ranked: 20)
• Stuff's 103 Sexiest Women [2003] (Ranked: 14)
• Stuff's Awesome Multitaskers [2003] (Ranked: 6)
• Uncle Scoopy's Top 20 Celebrity Nude Scenes [2005] (Ranked: 12)
• Vanishing Tattoo's 101 Hottest Tattooed Women [2007] (Ranked: 80)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 17 Votes: 23.53% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 111 Votes: 60.36% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 59 Votes: 47.46% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 233 Votes: 59.66% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 56 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 84 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 40 Votes: 57.50% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 79 Votes: 45.57% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 53 Votes: 69.81% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 118 Votes: 68.64% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 747 Votes: 46.99% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 364 Votes: 53.02% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 420 Votes: 56.43% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 820 Votes: 57.68% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2372 Votes: 48.06% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 6483 Votes: 55.65% Annoying