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Wrestler

The Resume

    (April 11, 1972-April 12, 2016)
    Birth name is Jonathan Rachner
    Former ECW Tag Team Champion (with Spike Dudley and Masato Tanaka)
    Nickname was 'Mr. Chair Shot'

Why he might be annoying:

    He looked a lot older than he actually was.
    His arms were covered with unattractive tattoos.
    His catch phrase was 'I'm a hardcore, chair-swingin' freak!'
    He was often compared to, and looked a lot like, Mick Foley.
    Once when he was wrestling as a teen, he accidentally broke his opponent's back, punched the referee in the face, and kicked the ref in the nuts.
    This caused him to be banned from any New Jersey wrestling event.
    He always brought a steel chair covered with stickers to the ring with him.
    Most of his matches consisted of him punching his opponent a few times, hitting him in the head with a chair, and getting the victory.
    Some of his wrestling moves had names like 'Nutcracker Suite' and 'Ball Breaker.'
    He had a short run in the WWF as Xanta Klaus, a demented mall Santa who attacked little children.
    He was fired from the WWF after Christmas because they couldn't find him a better storyline.
    His career didn't go anywhere after ECW's fall.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He showed his love for wrestling when he was powerbombed through a burning table and onto a pile of thumbtacks.
    Even though he was 350 pounds, he can pull off aerial moves such as the 450, the Frog Splash, and the Shooting Star Press.
    He made history when he wrestled in the first-ever Barbed Wire Explosive Board match.
    He was one of the few real hardcore wrestlers who were willing to put their bodies on the line.
    His ring name was rather creative.

Credit: Hmmm


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 34 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 25 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 24 Votes: 79.17% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 44 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 47 Votes: 74.47% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 60 Votes: 78.33% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 100 Votes: 77.00% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 134 Votes: 64.18% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 464 Votes: 67.89% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 401 Votes: 68.33% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 298 Votes: 66.44% Annoying