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Salman Rushdie

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The Resume

    (June 19, 1947- )
    Birth name is Ahmed Salman Rushdie
    Wrote 'Grimus,' 'The Satanic Verses,' 'Midnight's Children,' 'Shame,' 'The Moor's Last Sigh' and 'The Ground Beneath Her Feet'
    Received a fattwa death sentence from the Ayatollah Khomeini (1989)
    The Iranian government retracted the death sentence against him (1998)
    Stabbed in the neck prior to a scheduled lecture in Chataqua, New York (August 12, 2022)

Why he might be annoying:

    His book 'The Satanic Verses' was banned in over 11 countries. The book was also subject to several public burnings throughout the world.
    Ayatollah Khomeini ordered his execution and placed a $3 million dollar bounty on his head, deeming the book as 'blasphemous against Islam' (1989).
    Several people throughout the world died in riots and protests over his book.
    Two translators of his book were murdered and a publisher was severely injured in an attack.
    Some bookstores were firebombed by extremists for carrying copies of the book.
    There are still many in the Muslim community that want him dead. He is restricted from traveling to certain Muslim countries.
    There is still a multi-million dollar bounty for his death.
    He was involved in cults and alchemy, even once having a friendship with Anton LeVay.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He graduated with honors from King's College, Cambridge.
    'Midnight's Children' received the annual Booker Prize, which is awarded to the best novel written by a member of the Commonwealth.
    Negative attention was first brought on 'The Satanic Verses' by a Muslim man who admitted that he had never read the book.
    He was forced to live in hiding for over ten years.
    He loosely criticized the Ayatollah Khomeini in 'The Satanic Verses,' saying that the Muslim religion was not supposed to be a cult of personality.
    He wrote the essay 'In Good Faith' as an apology to his critics.
    He said: 'What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist.'
    He said: 'I do not envy people who think they have a complete explanation of the world, for the simple reason that they are obviously wrong.'
    He was the focus of a subplot on 'Seinfeld.'

Credit: Call me Calvin

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Year In Review:

    In 2022, Out of 196 Votes: 50.51% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 88 Votes: 42.05% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 30 Votes: 56.67% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 122 Votes: 50.82% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 332 Votes: 44.58% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 43 Votes: 58.14% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 48 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 139 Votes: 50.36% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 225 Votes: 45.78% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 260 Votes: 55.77% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 75 Votes: 34.67% Annoying