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Parker McCollum

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The Resume

    (June 15, 1992- )
    Born in Conroe, Texas
    Birth name is Parker Yancey McCollum
    Recorded the singles 'Highway,' 'Meet You In The Middle,' 'High Above The Water,' 'I Can't Breathe,' 'Misunderstood' and 'Pretty Heart'
    Recorded the albums 'The Limestone Kid,' 'Probably Wrong' and 'Gold Chain Cowboy'

Why he might be annoying:

    His middle name Yancey sounds rather feminine.
    He looks like a cross between Mike Vogel, and Aaron and Nick Carter.
    He abused illicit drugs in order to help him write some of his material.
    He was addicted to cocaine, on top of the illicit drugs.
    He broke up and got back with his future wife during the COVID-19 pandemic, before proposing and eventually marrying her (March 2022).
    He calls himself 'The Limestone Kid.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He plays the guitar, harmonica and violin.
    He lists Ryan Adams, Townes Van Zandt and John Mayer amongst his musical influences.
    He writes the majority of his own songs.
    He earned the Best New Male Artist of the Year at the 2022 ACM Awards.
    He studied music at Austin Community College.
    He credits his wife for helping him turn his life around.
    He has hazel eyes.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

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    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 17 Votes: 94.12% Annoying