The Resume

(1998-2001)
Team colors were dark blue and yellow
Played their home games at Lockhart Stadium
Won the Major League Soccer Supporters' Shield (2001)
Notable Past and Current Players include Roy Lassiter, Preki, Carlos Valderrama, Pablo Mastroeni, Alex Pineda Chacon, Diego Serna, and Eric Wynalda

Why he might be annoying:

They only lasted four seasons.
They never won a championship.
They are named after how hot Florida is.
They had low attendance and a bad stadium deal, which caused them to fold.
Their mascot was a gecko named 'Gecko.'

Why he might not be annoying:

They won the Major League Soccer Supporters' Shield in 2001.
Lockhart Stadium is a former high school stadium.
They were the first Major League Soccer team to play in a soccer specific stadium.
They only missed the playoffs once.

Credit: Toys in the Attic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Defunct Sports Organizations
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Eating
• Major League Soccer Supporters' Shield (Ranked: 2001)
• Major League Soccer Teams
• Miami Area Sports Teams
• Profiles 16501-16750 (Ranked: 16509)
• Soccer Stars
• Sports Fans and Teams
• Sports' Teams
• Sports Teams That Don't Have A Plural Suffix
• Sports Teams Who are Science
• Toys in the Attic's Profiles [Series 1]

Year In Review:

In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 54 Votes: 62.96% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 48 Votes: 72.92% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 60 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 139 Votes: 76.26% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 44 Votes: 59.09% Annoying