The Resume

(March 1, 1946- )
Birth name is Svetlana Nikolaevna (Zakharenko) Gurdin
Famed as Bond girl Plenty O'Toole in 'Diamonds Are Forever' (1971).
Acted in 'Satan's Mistress (1981),' 'Grayeagle (1978),' 'Speedtrap (1977),' 'Nightmare in Badham County (1976),' 'Who Is the Black Dahlia? (1975),' ''QB VII' (1974),' 'A Place Called Today (1972),' 'Diamonds Are Forever (1971),' 'Girls on the Beach (1965),' 'Five Finger Exercise (1962)' and 'Searchers (1956)'
Produced 'The Mystery of Natalie Wood' (2004) (TV) (co-producer)
Portrayed Fran Burke on the soap 'Capitol'
Portrayed Sandy Webber on 'Peyton Place' (1966-1967)
36D-24-35
5'2

Why she might be annoying:

She divorced three times.
She lived in her sister Natalie Wood's shadow.
Although she opened her web site in June 2000, four years later she has yet to complete her filmography.
She loves antiques and collects Madame Alexander dolls and Steiff bears.
Her musical tastes run from Metallica to Cole Porter.
She understands Russian but can not speak it.
Her sister Natalie Wood, took the surname Wood from director Sam Wood, whom she did not know. Lana followed suit and also took the anglicized last name Wood.
She and former brother-in-law Robert Wagner have not gotten along since Natalie's death.
Although she has no problem posing nude, she won't talk about her sex life.
She dislikes what she calls 'toilet humor.'

Why she might not be annoying:

#11922>Natasha Gregson Wagner is her niece.
Her daughter Evan suffers with asthma and cancer.
Her credo is 'Only you can make yourself happy or sad. It is your choice, difficult at times, I know very well, but it is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.'
She aspired to be a marine biologist.
She loves nature and its wildlife.
She loves to read.
She lives with her daughter, son-in-law and grandchildren.
She sells pictures on her web site to help cover her daughter's medical costs.
She posed for Playboy (April 1971).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists
• Actresses Appearing in James Bond Movies
• Child Stars [1950s]
• I Live in My Sibling's Shadow
• I Lived in Santa Monica
• I Probably Banged Sean Connery
• I Probably Banged Warren Beatty
• I Visited Fantasy Island [R-Z]
• I Was a Child Star
• John Ford Films
• Little People [5'3 and Shorter] - Female L-Z
• Look at Me, I'm in the Bathroom
• Look at Me, I'm Naked
• Look at Me, I'm Wet
• Look at My Ass
• Lycos' Top 5 Mickey Searches [August 2000]
• Match Game
• Mr. Skin's Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time [2003] (Ranked: 52)
• Posed For Playboy
• Profiles 12251-12500 (Ranked: 12281)
• Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in Guests [L-Z]
• Tree Names

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 9 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 24 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 2624 Votes: 17.61% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 63 Votes: 46.03% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 62 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 38 Votes: 89.47% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 22 Votes: 40.91% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 83 Votes: 61.45% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 63 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 117 Votes: 56.41% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 360 Votes: 49.44% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 312 Votes: 47.76% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 116 Votes: 49.14% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 162 Votes: 37.65% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 301 Votes: 44.19% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 224 Votes: 42.41% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 784 Votes: 43.24% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 495 Votes: 42.63% Annoying