The Resume

(January 22, 1984- )
Model for Vogue, Elle, Marie Claire, Chloé, Christian Dior, John Galliano, Jean Paul Gaultier and Ralph Lauren

Why she might be annoying:

Her favorite food is Feijoada (A stew of black beans, smoked ham, beef, sausage and garlic).
She plans to retire in five years (at the ripe old age of twenty-two).
She began professional modeling at thirteen.
Her favorite soccer player is Ronaldo.
She has a pierced navel.

Why she might not be annoying:

She beat out 30,000 girls to win the Elite Model Look contest in Brazil
She now lives in New York City.
She doesn't have a 'model' discovery story and admits that she wanted to be a model and has worked hard to be a model.
She is a Brazilian like fellow models Alessandra Ambrosial, Ana Beatriz Barros, Gisèle Bündchen, Adriana Lima, Ana Claudia Michels, Caroline Ribeiro-Meisel, Fernanda Tavares, and Jennifer Vaz

Credit: SumoBear

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Breeders [Have 5 or More Kids] (Ranked: 7)
• Co-ed Magazine's 50 Sexiest WAGs of World Soccer [2008] (Ranked: 20)
• Dolce & Gabbana Models
• FHM-Portugal's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 70)
• FHM-Spain's 100 Sexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 72)
• I Have Pancreatic Cancer
• I Outlived My Child
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Louis Vuitton Models
• Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Footballer Wifes WAGs [2007] (Ranked: 15)
• Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Footballer Wifes WAGs [2008] (Ranked: 3)
• Piercings [L-Z]
• Profiles 4751-5000 (Ranked: 4869)
• SumoBear's Profiles
• VIP-Brazil's 100 Sexiest Women of the World [2006] (Ranked: 78)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 69.23% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 46 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 44 Votes: 52.27% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 115 Votes: 75.65% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 82 Votes: 71.95% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 110 Votes: 64.55% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 225 Votes: 68.00% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 315 Votes: 69.21% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 586 Votes: 67.92% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 819 Votes: 71.06% Annoying