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Dimitrius Underwood

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Football Player

The Resume

    (March 29, 1977- )
    Born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    Defensive lineman for the Michigan State Spartans, Minnesota Vikings (1999), Miami Dolphins (1999), Dallas Cowboys (2000-2001) and the Ottawa Renegades
    Selected by the Vikings with the 29th overall pick in the 1999 NFL Draft
    Famous for attempting to commit suicide several times over a course of three years

Why he might be annoying:

    His first name is difficult to pronounce.
    He is a born again Christian.
    He walked out of the Vikings' training camp a day after signing a $5.3 million contract.
    A few weeks after walking out of camp, he changed his mind and signed with the Dolphins.
    He played only one game for the Dolphins before getting injured.
    He often claimed he could not balance being a football player with being a Christian.
    He is known more for his suicidal tendencies than his football career.
    He damaged other people's cars trying to get run over.
    He once assaulted a paraplegic.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He suffers from Bipolar disorder.
    His mother claimed his erratic behavior came from a church he attended, which she called a 'cult.'
    He was well-liked by his teammates.
    It was not his fault he suffered from depression.
    Rather than give up, he chose to continue his playing career.
    He felt he was not worthy of being in God's presence.
    He has been incident free since 2004.

Credit: Darrell


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 35 Votes: 68.57% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 68.18% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 64 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 41 Votes: 70.73% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 49 Votes: 59.18% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 100 Votes: 61.00% Annoying