The Resume

(March 27, 1977- )
Started surfing at three
Won an amateur surfing championship at fifteen
Taught Conan O'Brien to surf in a skit on 'Late Night'
Model in Elle, Maxim, Shape and Surfing magazine

Why she might be annoying:

She hasn't entered any nude surfing competitions.
She married a surfer dude (Conan Hayes).
She may be the best-known female surfer in the world and hasn't won any major professional surfing competitions.

Why she might not be annoying:

Her mother is of Filipino/Hawaiian/Spanish descent and her father is English and German.
Her modeling contract stipulates she be allowed to 'get wet.'
She's riding the big waves when the Baywatch babes are picking the sand from their anal floss on the beach.
She is ranked in People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People in the World (1998).
She ranked #72 (2002) in Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women.
She ranked #37 (2002) in Stuff's 102 Sexiest Women.

Credit: SumoBear

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2002] (Ranked: 72)
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2003] (Ranked: 100)
• Maxim's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 44)
• Outtie Belly Buttons
• People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People [1998]
• Profiles 4501-4750 (Ranked: 4579)
• Smith Versus Jones
• Stuff's 100 Sexiest Women [2007] (Ranked: 92)
• Stuff's 102 Sexiest Women [2002] (Ranked: 37)
• SumoBear's Profiles

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 11 Votes: 9.09% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 68 Votes: 48.53% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 50 Votes: 54.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 81 Votes: 53.09% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 119 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 212 Votes: 45.75% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 351 Votes: 46.72% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 776 Votes: 43.94% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 10777 Votes: 35.13% Annoying