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Hugh Hefner

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The Resume

    (April 9, 1926-September 27, 2017)
    Created 'Playboy' Magazine
    Owner of the Playboy Mansion
    Worked on the staff of 'Child's Life' magazine
    Father of Playboy CEO, Christine Hefner
    Ex-husband of Kimberly Conrad Hefner

Why he might be annoying:

    He is immoral.
    His publication glorifies sugically-enhanced women.
    Playboy has long been a target of many feminist and conservative groups.
    He was an 'unenthusiatic' student in high school.
    He often wears a robe and smokes a pipe, even at press conferences.
    Although his hair is said to be real, he looks like he wears a toupee.
    He is twice divorced.
    He dates several women at a time, but requires they exclusively date him. When asked if he's worried about catching AIDS/HIV, he says that it's more prevelant among homosexuals.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He began the billion dollar 'Playboy' empire with just $500 (1953).
    He has given joy to many a boy. (Not personally, sicko!)
    He has always been true to his causes.
    He dated some of the hottest women in the world.
    His IQ was measured at 152 in high school.
    He graduated the University of Illinois.
    He started a newletter in college.
    He claims that Playboy 'was founded on the notion that nice girls like sex too.'
    He is the first publisher to become a major celebrity.
    He has a species of rabbit named in his honor, the 'Sylvilagus Palustris Hefneri.'
    Additional info: Mel

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    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 64 Votes: 57.81% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 79 Votes: 46.84% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 189 Votes: 53.97% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 120 Votes: 61.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 116 Votes: 61.21% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 426 Votes: 83.80% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 30 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 124 Votes: 54.84% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 137 Votes: 65.69% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 67 Votes: 77.61% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 225 Votes: 76.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 115 Votes: 66.96% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 2453 Votes: 76.60% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 760 Votes: 78.95% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 1277 Votes: 78.15% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 321 Votes: 69.16% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 459 Votes: 67.10% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 584 Votes: 59.08% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1115 Votes: 59.64% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 2961 Votes: 60.62% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 5816 Votes: 57.00% Annoying