The Resume

(May 25, 1978- )
Raised in New Mexico
Played for the Chicago Bears (2000-2012)
Played college football for the University of New Mexico
8 Pro Bowl selections
Football Digest's NFL Defensive Player of the Year (2001, 2005)
NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year (2000)
Was the highest paid player in the NFL

Why he might be annoying:

He is divorced.
He received attention for being seen once with Paris Hilton in Las Vegas.
He has a couple of tattoos.
He appeared in numerous commercials.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was one of the best defensive players in the NFL.
He is viewed as an icon by the people of Chicago.
His jersey was one of the highest selling among NFL players.
He supports the Illinois and New Mexico Special Olympics.
He is in a humorous commercial for Campbell's Chunky Soup where he plays Duck, Duck, Goose with school children.

Credit: Whiff Boy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Annoyatorium's Least Annoying of the Noughts [2000-2009] (Ranked: 22)
• Campbell Chunky Soup's Mama Boys
• Campbell Soup's Advertisers
• Chicago Bears
• Chicago Bears Top 100 Players [2019] (Ranked: 14)
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• ESPN the Magazine's Next Athlete (Ranked: 2002)
• Football Hall of Famers (Ranked: 2018)
• Football Players
• I Attended University of New Mexico
• I Did a Deodorant Ad
• I Pissed Off Mike Ditka
• I Probably Banged Paris Hilton
• I Sung 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' at Wrigley Field
• NFL 2K Covers (Ranked: 2003)
• NFL Defensive Player of the Year (Ranked: 2005)
• NFL Rookies of the Year (Ranked: 2000)
• Nike Endorsers
• Profiles 9251-9500 (Ranked: 9410)
• The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour
• The Root's Blackest White Folks We Know (Ranked: 28)
• Vitamin Water Advertisers
• Whiff Boy's Profiles [Series 2]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 29.41% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 19 Votes: 15.79% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 72 Votes: 47.22% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 29 Votes: 27.59% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 61 Votes: 49.18% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 47 Votes: 36.17% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 370 Votes: 48.65% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 76 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 282 Votes: 42.55% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 189 Votes: 35.45% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 67 Votes: 37.31% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 300 Votes: 44.00% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 640 Votes: 41.41% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 3820 Votes: 42.54% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 315 Votes: 51.75% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 200 Votes: 53.50% Annoying