The Resume

(December 24, 1978- )
Born in Stillwater, Minnesota
Identical twins
Modeled for Abercrombie and Fitch, Armani and Calvin Klein

Why they might be annoying:

They sometimes are confused with fellow identical twin models Keith and Derek Brewer.
They would switch places in high school and take tests for each other.
They were 'a little freaked out' about becoming male models and tried to keep it secret, 'which was pretty tough as soon as our pictures started surfacing.'
After VH-1's 'Totally Gay' called them 'the hottest gay icons' they immediately announced that they are not gay.

Why they might not be annoying:

Before they became models, they worked at their father's construction company to earn money for college.
In college, Lane played baseball and Lyle played rugby.
They posed nude.
They wrote, 'We do appreciate our gay fans.'

Credit: C. Fishel

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Abercrombie & Fitch Models
• Born on Christmas Eve [December 24th] (Ranked: 1978)
• C. Fishel's Profiles [Series 19]
• Calvin Klein Models
• Dual Profiles
• Fag Stags [Men Loved by Gay Men]
• I Publicly Denied Being Gay
• Identical Twins
• Look at Me, I'm in a Field or Meadow
• Male Models
• Profiles 25251-25500 (Ranked: 25446)
• Twins

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 23 Votes: 26.09% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 13 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 69 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 63 Votes: 34.92% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 390 Votes: 50.26% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 155 Votes: 49.03% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 67.80% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 67 Votes: 44.78% Annoying