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Candice R. Martinez

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Outlaw

The Resume

    (1986- )
    Robbed four Virginian banks while talking on a cell phone
    Nicknamed the 'Cell Phone Bandit' by the press
    Arrested by police (November 15, 2005)

Why she might be annoying:

    She robbed banks with her boyfriend.
    All of the banks she robbed were of the same chain.
    She would rob the banks by handing the teller a box with a note that instructs them to fill it with money.
    In her last robbery, she flashed a gun to the teller.
    She pulled off her heists while arrogantly talking on a cell phone, as if robbing a bank was not important enough to end a phone conversation.
    Not only did she threaten the tellers, but she subjected them to her boring phone conversations.
    Police weren't even sure if she was talking to anybody, as her contribution to the conversation was just saying 'yeah' repeatedly.
    She is stupid. By robbing banks with a cell phone and no mask, she made her robberies a national story complete with photos.
    Her boyfriend was arrested earlier, and she went on the lamb without him.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Sociologists suggest she may have used the cell phone because she felt physically inferior and needed something to make her secure.
    She was arrested without incident when police pulled over her vehicle (November 15, 2005).
    She was a memorable thief.
    There are no cell phones in prison.

Credit: Captain Howdy


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 58 Votes: 75.86% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 67 Votes: 65.67% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 30 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 66 Votes: 69.70% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 94 Votes: 73.40% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 140 Votes: 72.14% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 518 Votes: 66.99% Annoying