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Alana Blanchard

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The Resume

    (March 5, 1990- )
    Born in Hanalei, Kauai, Hawaii
    Began surfing at age four
    Took first place in the Women’s Pipeline Championships in Hawaii (2007)
    Portrayed by Jack Nicholson's daughter Lorraine in the 2011 movie 'Soul Surfer'

Why she might be annoying:

    Her nickname is Lana. (why not just keep the 'A')
    She claims to be shy.
    She states that living in Kauai she's 'usually wearing a Rip Curl bikini, shorts, skirts etc.' (her major sponsor in Rip Curl - surprise)
    When Freaksurf Magazine asked her, 'Who is the craziest girl in and out of water on the tour?,' she replied, 'Probably me [laughs].'

Why she might not be annoying:

    While in Mexico on an adventure in 1969, her grandfather met up with the Charles Manson Gang after the murders and lived to tell about it.
    In 2003, she was surfing with her friend Bethany Hamilton when she was attacked by a shark, and helped get her ashore to save her life.
    She was surfing's 2005 Triple Crown Rookie Of The Year.
    2007 was her breakthrough year, having won five different surfing events.
    TransWorld SURF magazine named her 'The Hottest Surfer on Earth' in 2009 and #1 for their '10 Hottest Girls In Pro Surfing: 2010 Edition.'
    Her favorite music artists are Lady Gaga and Rihanna.
    She placed sixth on 'Men's Health's 101 Hottest Women of 2011.'

Credit: Scar Tactics


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 67 Votes: 46.27% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 1581 Votes: 42.88% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 90 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 24 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 37 Votes: 75.68% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 175 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 33 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 245 Votes: 50.20% Annoying