The Resume

(January 4, 1970-April 2, 2010)
Birth name is Chris Klucsaritis
Resides in Queens, New York
Wrestle under the names Mortis, Champagne Chris Kanyon, Positively Kanyon, Chris Canyon and Chris Morgan

Why he might be annoying:

He takes part in a fake sport.
His wrestling persona beat up Buff Bagwell's mom.
He used his speech impediment as a part of his character.

Why he might not be annoying:

He came up through the ranks to be a top wrestler.
He posted on his web site and had a relationship with his fans.
He took his job seriously and lived wrestling.

Credit: Champagne Chris Kanyon

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Allegedly Gay Men
• Fired by the WWE
• I Come from Queens
• I Died in 2010 (Ranked: 40)
• Masked Wrestlers
• Pro Wrestlers [Male]
• Profiles 3501-3750 (Ranked: 3583)
• WCW Tag Team Champs
• WCW U.S. Champs
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 20100402)
• WWE Tag Team Champs

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 112 Votes: 61.61% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 43 Votes: 74.42% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 95 Votes: 50.53% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 107 Votes: 74.77% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 127 Votes: 72.44% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 323 Votes: 69.04% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 385 Votes: 70.13% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 870 Votes: 60.69% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2165 Votes: 71.92% Annoying