The Resume

(September 29, 1977- )
Born in Oakland, California
Raised in Berkeley, California
Tenth castoff on Pirate Master

Why she might be annoying:

She neither watches nor owns a television.
She lived on a sailboat.
Parvati Shallow is a close friend.
She described herself as a ‘little girl dressed in pirate clothing.’
Jupiter and Sean took note of her flirtatious tendencies.
In turn, she was able to eavesdrop on their plot to cut her adrift.

Why she might not be annoying:

She was on her own from the age of 16.
She took nine years of piano lessons.
She specializes in character makeup.
She had a ‘showmance’ with Joe Don, shuttling the Royal Pardon between them for four rounds.
She gave one of the earliest reports on Cheryl's death, on her MySpace page.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baby Faces
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 03]
• I Attended UCLA
• Profiles 20751-21000 (Ranked: 20842)
• Women With Baby Voices

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 92.31% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 95 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 92.31% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 32 Votes: 65.62% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 34 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 53 Votes: 56.60% Annoying