The Resume

(August 5, 2001- )
Adopted in infancy by Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton (2002)
Adopted by Brad Pitt (January 2006)

Why he might be annoying:

His full name became Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt.
He often sports spiky gelled hair, sometimes styled in a Mohawk.
His nicknames are ‘Mad' and ‘Madness.'
He was part of the ‘package deal' (sexy single mom plus cute little kid) that lured Brad Pitt away from his now ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.
When he sees photographers shooting him with his mother, he sticks out his tongue or, sometimes, gives them the finger.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was adopted at seven months.
His adoption was the catalyst for Angelina to become involved in global humanitarian work.
Angelina claims that since his adoption, she has curbed her reckless ways.
His adoption transformed Angelina from hot babe to an MILF.
His sister Zahara was also adopted.

Credit: Battyx3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Asian Hunks
• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 05]
• Bruno Mars and Travie McCoy’s ‘Billionaire’ References
• Celebrity New York Yankee Fans
• Gallery of the Absurd
• Gel Heads
• Hyphenated Names
• I was Adopted or Orphaned
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Look at Me, I'm Holding a Baby
• Look at Me, I'm with Angelina Jolie
• Mohawk Haircuts
• My Uncle is Famous Too
• Profiles 17001-17250 (Ranked: 17086)
• Sally's Hair Best Tressed Celebrity Children [2006] (Ranked: 1)
• Sons of Celebrities
• Voight Family

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 22.22% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 87 Votes: 57.47% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 77 Votes: 66.23% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 89 Votes: 80.90% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 439 Votes: 43.51% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 269 Votes: 36.06% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 503 Votes: 56.86% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 585 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 1092 Votes: 41.12% Annoying