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Maxx Crosby

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The Resume

    (August 22, 1997- )
    Born in Colleyville, Texas
    Birth name is Maxx Robert Crosby
    Drafted 106th overall by the Oakland Raiders in the 2019 NFL Draft
    Defensive end for the Oakland/Las Vegas Raiders
    Pro Bowl Defensive MVP (2021)

Why he might be annoying:

    He has a Bugs Bunny smile.
    He has both of his ears pierced, trying to look hip-hop.
    He has a combination of acne, razor bumps and freckles on his face.
    He's a redhead, but he dyes his hair blonde.
    No one knows if he is actually a natural blonde for sure, being that there are schoolbook/yearbook pictures of him with that hair color.
    No one knows if he actually graduated from Eastern Michigan, or if he only attended just to play football.
    He has tattoos on both of his arms, (again, trying to look hip-hop).
    He has a hairy, red beard.
    He is extremely tall and brutish.
    He spells his first name with 2 X's.
    He has a neck tattoo.
    He developed an alcohol addiction as a teenager.
    He never discloses exactly what heritage, race or ethnicity he is, leaving it open to assumptions.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He attended Eastern Michigan University.
    He has light blue eyes.
    He is the biggest dog lover in the NFL, as he owns six pitbulls.
    He voluntarily checked himself into rehab, when he knew his addiction was getting the better of him (March 11, 2020).
    He attended Colleyville Heritage High School.
    He had a marked improvement in his first season after checking into rehab.

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 84.62% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 190 Votes: 55.26% Annoying