The Resume

(March 1910-September 5, 1965)
Born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Birth name is Allan Byron Morris
Running back for the Toronto Argonauts (1931-39)
Head coach for the Toronto Argonauts (1945-49)
Jeff Russel Memorial Trophy winner (1937)

Why he might be annoying:

He went by Teddy, although his actual name was Allan.
His nickname was 'Little Iron Man.'
He was undersized for a football player.
His career is ignored by modern football fans.
He came out of retirement 11 years after his last game to serve as an assistant coach for the Argos during the 1960 season.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was considered one of the best players of his era to play Canadian football.
He was a durable player during his career, despite his small stature.
He won six Grey Cup rings as both a player and a coach.
He coached the Argos to a Grey Cup three-peat during the 1940's.
He had numerous trophies named in his honor, most notably the Vanier Cup (Canadian University Football championship) MVP Award.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Award Namesakes
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 04]
• Football Players
• Grey Cup Winning Head Coaches (Ranked: 1945)
• Grey Cup Winning Head Coaches (Ranked: 1946)
• Grey Cup Winning Head Coaches (Ranked: 1947)
• I Come from Canada
• I Died in 1965 (Ranked: 55)
• I Played in the Canadian Football League
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at My Balls
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [M-Z]
• Profiles 55001-55186 (Ranked: 55163)
• Sport Coaches/Managers

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying