Voting Station

Jonas Otsuji

Please vote to return to collections.

TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    Based in Lehi, Utah
    Sushi chef
    First juror on Survivor One World

Why he might be annoying:

    He considers himself to be most like Jud Birza.
    He has a helium voice.
    His pet peeve? ‘People that constantly complain.’ (If he weren’t on a competitive reality show, that would be a lock for Not Annoying.)
    Low nipples!
    His and Tarzan’s attempt to confuse the Tikiano majority backfired as he announced he was voting for Michael at Tribal Council.
    The other Tikiano (save Leif) saw him as a guy too likable and hardworking to stay in the game.
    Just after his torch was snuffed, he jokingly told Tarzan, ‘Hard feelings to you.’
    At ten, he ties Erik Cardona for most votes received at a single Tribal Council.

Why he might not be annoying:

    His personal claim to fame? ‘Making a name for myself as a Sushi Chef two years after going bankrupt and losing everything.’
    He certainly doesn’t look athletic.
    He is a teetotaler.
    He believes there is no excuse for not knowing how to play Survivor after 23 seasons.
    On setting up camp and supplies: ‘It doesn’t look like One World to me, bro; it looks like Our World and Their World.’
    He converted coconut into a tasty treat by adding sea water and toasting the cubes (making them like potato chips).
    He wore his chef’s jacket into the game and used his skills – such as toasting the coconut – to cook food for his tribe.
    Based on his early confessionals and decision piggyback on Colton’s reign of terror by playing his bitch, he realized the importance of not drawing attention to himself early on. Then the Tikiano came to be…
    His final words to the Tikiano: ‘Good luck with that food situation.’

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 59.09% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying