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Jack Unterweger

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Murderer

The Resume

    (June 16, 1950-June 29, 1994)
    Born in Judenburg, Styria, Austria
    Real first name was 'Johann'
    Died in Graz, Austria
    Committed suicide at 43

Why he might be annoying:

    He was in and out of jail as youngster.
    His signature was strangling hookers with their own bras.
    In 1990, he was released from prison after 15 years and a campaign by the Austrian intelligensia, who cited him as an example of rehabilitation.
    They were not that intelligent because he returned to his murderous ways, choking to death six prostitutes a few months after his release.
    He traveled to Los Angeles, riding along with the LAPD, to research crime for a TV show, and reportedly raped a trio of local ladies of the night with tree branches, killing them.

Why he might not be annoying:

    His criminality may have resulted from his mother being a prostitute and convicted fraudster.
    While his mother served time in prison, his violently drunken grandfather raised him.
    While imprisoned, his extraordinary writing talent presented itself.
    He hung himself using shoestring and cord from his track suit, the noose forming the intricate ligature found on his victims.
    His life was the subject of a telefilm and musical starring John Malkovich.

Credit: Black Chic


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 93.75% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 31 Votes: 83.87% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 37 Votes: 59.46% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 81 Votes: 76.54% Annoying